By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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