Already got asked if we're dating
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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