Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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