It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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