question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I want to fling myself into the sun
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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