Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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