Where is the hickey?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He? As in you personified your dick?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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