a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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