she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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