I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
