I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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