some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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