Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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