Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
