Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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