dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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