why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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