dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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