haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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