she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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