who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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