I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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