there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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