Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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