We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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