Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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