i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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