the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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