I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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