Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dicks are not precious.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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