So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.