He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.