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(585): View more from New York

i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.

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(515): View more from Iowa

RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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(419): View more from Ohio

... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.

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(281): View more from Texas

NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.

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(563): View more from Iowa

No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.

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