So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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