So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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