kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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