Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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