she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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