Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
