is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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