it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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