4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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