I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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