I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Everything about him screamed your future.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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