He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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