This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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