Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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