So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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