last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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