i'm lost and i look like a hooker
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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