There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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