Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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