TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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