Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
