scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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