Sry I called you an 8
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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