I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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