I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.