I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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