so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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