he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
