Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
my poor anus
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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